Lost in Transition

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via academy)

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

(via aphfandoms)

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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(via pinnacle)

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

(via distrvct)

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via worsting)