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mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

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mcl0vinit:

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

(Source: unfriender, via dayumpeer)